Random Acts of Douchebaggery
There are some who call me Axe, and sometimes, the words, they are my bitches. My super power is cutting through the bullshit, but I'm really just a girl with a propensity for sharing too much. I've been known to blog about Doctor Who and Torchwood, but my love of sci-fi has transitioned to Orphan Black. Oh, and my current obsession with Darren Criss is getting completely out of hand, and I may or may not blog about Chris Colfer's hair and overall perfection more than I should. Also Glee. Unironically. Did I mention I host a podcast?

July 31 2014, 05:00 PM

July 31 2014, 11:09 AM

goodwilltumbling:

In light of the recent news that the GOP wants to sue the president, I wrote this little scene to explain how government has worked for the last six years which has brought us to where we are. 

For tonight’s performance, the role of Mom will be played by John Boehner.

Let’s pretend you can only get ice cream through the House of Representatives. 

And here we go:

Barack Obama: “Man, I would really like some ice cream.”

House: “Well, you can’t have any.”

Obama: “OK, well I guess no ice cream for me.”

House: “Hey, everybody!!! This guy doesnt like ice cream. He’t not one of us! And i don’t think he wants us to have ice cream. HE WANTS TO TAKE OUR ICE CREAM!!”

Obama: “Woah, settle down. It’s fine. If you don’t want to give me any ice cream, I’ll find a different way to get ice cream. The same way every president has before me.”

House: “Hey you can’t do that! We said no. MOMMMM, Barack is getting ice cream when we told him he couldn’t. Can we sue him?”

Mom: Sure, dear. Whatever you want.”

And, scene.

July 31 2014, 10:54 AM

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stellasirena:

#times when i related to dana scully

July 31 2014, 08:43 AM

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n3rdsfuckharder:

cool-beeeeans:

coldforest:

uhttractive:

rafawashurr:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

Why is this so funny

i know every single word to this video up by heart

July 31 2014, 02:11 AM

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liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

image

July 30 2014, 09:49 PM

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fuckoffdarren:

black fucking magic

July 30 2014, 08:33 PM

66 notes   •  VIA: interludepress   •   SOURCE: hi-d-ho
Filed Under:  yep  

It was so refreshing to read a queer fiction story that isn’t about coming out, and isn’t about the struggle for self-acceptance, but rather a character journey and love story that just so happens to involve two men.

 -

Jillian Watkins - review on Amazon 

July 30 2014, 05:27 PM

rashaka:

superseventies:

At home with Harrison Ford, 1978 

The only valid reason to time travel is to go back to the 1970’s and bang Harrison Ford. There is no other decent reason.  Fuck historical events! No, fuck Harrison Ford.

July 30 2014, 01:58 PM

110 notes   •  VIA: antique-erotic   •   SOURCE: antique-erotic
Filed Under:  nsfw  
antique-erotic:

Seeming to take great enjoyment in this deliciously daring photoshoot by Vincenzo Galdi, both models wear smouldering smiles as they act out their desires in the studio; sensual carnal pleasures made all the more intense and erotically exciting by the thought of being captured on camera to inspire lustful thoughts in others of the same tastes. These two young men from early 20th century Rome have performed for us before, here and here, quite unmistakable and unforgettable : for their scenes, their distinctive striped clothing, and that naturally blessed man’s magnificent endowment!

Look at that cutie on the left. He’s all, “Getting a hand job. Isn’t life grand?”

antique-erotic:

Seeming to take great enjoyment in this deliciously daring photoshoot by Vincenzo Galdi, both models wear smouldering smiles as they act out their desires in the studio; sensual carnal pleasures made all the more intense and erotically exciting by the thought of being captured on camera to inspire lustful thoughts in others of the same tastes.
These two young men from early 20th century Rome have performed for us before, here and here, quite unmistakable and unforgettable : for their scenes, their distinctive striped clothing, and that naturally blessed man’s magnificent endowment!

Look at that cutie on the left. He’s all, “Getting a hand job. Isn’t life grand?”